Happy Birthday Option: Revolutionary Rhyming IMprov Haiku

If I had your phone/
number, I’d sing. I’ll write poems;/
disturb your slumber.

Getting Phone Numbers: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I got the lady/
in red’s phone number though I/
would do nichts with it.

How Am I? Call Me: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I thought we were past/
being just Facebook friends. She/
has my phone number.

Romance by an Eyelash: Romantic Contexting Haiku

She gave me her false/
eyelashes, not her number./
I think it’s romance.
or
Is that romantic?

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On Being Friends: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Can friends receive phone/
numbers so they may speak and /
sing and do as friends?

When She Blocks Ye: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Once your phone number
is blocked from calling her, you
can be sure she’s done.

How I Lost Your Number: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Your phone number was /
deleted in a deluge /
of tears. My phone broke.

Do I Write Form Letters? Romantic Emailing Limerick And Iambic Poetry

You think I write in form letters?
Would a poetic response be better?
Or would you prefer
something more demure?
I wonder: “What sort of letter would get her?” *(8:16 pm)

There!
A limerick.
It was pretty slick.
But do you care?
It’s probably the only one
you’ll ever get!
And you can think it fun,
but I’ll still bet
if I gave you my number,
you’d still slumber.
Would you call me?
I’ll try it and see!
XXX-YYY-ZZ22.
Now, let’s see what you’ll do.

Another Solution Limerick

You could give me YOUR phone number
and before I slumber,
I’d call you,
and then we two
could do something sans blunder!

My Phone’s List: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Strange to look in my/
phone’s recently called numbers/
list and not see yours.

When Honored Wooing is Requested: Romantic IMprov Email Sonnet

What you request, I can’t
honor and chat,
(or, at least, I shant)
like “that”,

because
as you say,
in your own way,
the man who thus texts does

not show the courage,
nor the communication skills
to cause the heartfelt thrills
of a well-mannered, gentler age.

So instead, as you cunningly suggested,
you’ll find, with this sonnet, your phone number requested.