Why Be A HopeLESS Romantic? Romantic Email Haiku

Shouldn’t a hopeless/
romantic be hopeful and/
hope-filled, not sans hope?

I Love To See The Temple (Redo, Conclusion) – Revolutionary ImproVerse Song Poem

This is the final (I hope) version of “I love to see the Temple” redo that I wrote June 19th, and sang in the parking lot of the Payson, Utah Temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. The video is on youtube HERE: I Love to see the Temple (Conclusion) video.

I love to see the Temple.
I’m going back today.
I used to love to serve there,
but then I lost my way.

For the Temple is a holy place
which I will not defile.
I’m going back now I am clean.
It’s taken me awhile.

Here is the original post, with a link to the original YouTube,
https://cyranowriter.wordpress.com/2014/02/15/i-love-to-see-the-temple-part-2-revolutionary-improv-primary-song-redo/

Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.

Topless Drivin’ ‘N’ Stylin’ : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you have style, you/
can find random hats that match/
your cool purple shirt.
OR
When yo be stylin’, /
topless, yo find random hats/
that match your cool shirt.

24/7: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Love making in a/
marriage shouldn’t just be an /
event, but constant.

Something Wonderful –> Adding To A Meme: Revolutionary IMprov Prose

A friend posted this meme on her Facebook. I told her “I don’t think that goes far enough.”
Here’s what I think:
“Always believe something wonderful is about to happen … again.
Always see that something wonderful is happening.
Always be grateful for the wonderful that has happened.”

A Vision Of Her House And I: Romantic IMprov Haiku

“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her roses,/
and cook her herb’d eggs.”

Or:
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her garden,/
and pick her roses.”

Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?

Oming The Yoga Pants Girl: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

I danced with the girl/
in yoga pants, and hoped for/
a chance to om her.

What Prince Charming (Moi) Needs: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Poem

He dances.
He cooks.
He romances.
He looks
sharp in a tux,
but needs his et ux,
his uxor
to adore.
Just one
for fun.
No more.