When She Blocks Ye: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Once your phone number
is blocked from calling her, you
can be sure she’s done.

Actually Not Really: Revolutionary IMprov IMbic Poetry

Actually,/
you’re not really/
sorry./

If you were,/
you’d be sure,/
not demure./

You’d change/
or re-arrange/
no matter how strange./

But it’s okay/
to be that way/
and truthfully say:/

“Go away!/
I can’t play!
Not today!”

With no apology,/
just go on and be./
Express freely./

Those who are mean?/
Delete from your screen./
Make them unseen.

Those who are kind,/
that you leave behind?/
They won’t mind.

You won’t have to worry.
You’ll stop the story/
of being sorry.

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