Sketches Don’t Have Rembrandt’s Light: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

In the absence of
Rembrandt’s light, we must rely/
on her radiance.

OR
on glowing Holly.

Satchmo’d Rembrandt: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I hear Satchmo, see/
Rembrandt, and think to myself./
Then the loud crowds come.

You’d Think It’d Knock You Out: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Giving myself a/
Dutch oven does not help me/
go to sleep at all!
OR
Giving yourself a/
Dutch oven does not help you/
get sleepy at all!

Lack Of Enthusiasm: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

There have been few who/
are as enthused about me/
as I am of them.

Being A Part Of Falling Apart: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

The best part of when/
things fall apart is I don’t/
have to be a part.

Got My BackPack Since 2007: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wish I could save/
all the stories my worn out/
old backpack could tell.

Another Nuptual Announcement: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

How long will it take/
until you take those vows, too,/
as so many have?

Die Carpe: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When Joie de Vivre dies,/
when there’s nothing more to seize,/
I’ll do what’s needed

Pained And Missing You: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Is it selfish to/
say how much I miss being/
with you when I’m pained?

Waning Moon Relief: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Now that the full moon’s/
gone, I can open my blinds/
and not fear heartache.