Posts Tagged ‘limerick’

Milk Carton Thug Girlfriend: Romantic IMprov Limerick

July 21, 2017

My girlfriend is a sexy thug.
I’ve fallen in love with her Milk Carton mug.
The dairy world calls her a looker.
She makes men want to book her
with that bad girl look that’s so smug.

Why Try: Romantic ImproVerse Limerick Lament

December 21, 2016

I’m a flirty kind of guy,/
but when I say “Hi!”/
and there’s only silence,
I wince,/
and wonder if I should even try.

Why I’m Not At Open Mic: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

December 15, 2016

Supping on crawfish etoufee’/
I think of poet friends far away./
They stand alone./
Tomorrow I head home,/
though a blizzard’s heading my way.

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

May 26, 2016

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.


Taking A Chance At Dance Romance: Romantic IMprov Limerick

February 7, 2016

She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.

Happy Birthday Choice: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

January 9, 2016

I should write to you/
a Happy Birthday haiku./
But an annual limerick/
is certainly just as slick,/
And so much easier to do!

“Hot” Self Defined: Romantic IMprov Limerick

October 29, 2015

She asked common men for a “hot” definition.
Although I’m a poet, I’m no statistician.
Still, I gazed at her photo and the answer became clearer:
To discover the meaning she could just look in the mirror!
Then she would see and grasp that hotness condition.