Posts Tagged ‘limerick’
July 21, 2017
My girlfriend is a sexy thug.
I’ve fallen in love with her Milk Carton mug.
The dairy world calls her a looker.
She makes men want to book her
with that bad girl look that’s so smug.
Tags:bad girl, bad girl look, book her, CyranoWriter, girlfriend, IMprov Poetry, Kuhns, limerick, looker, milk carton mug, muse, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, predictive text fail, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, sexy thug, smug, thigh not thug, www.cyranowriter.com
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June 18, 2017
Don’t be blue.
It’s true!
I’m sorry I missed the chance
to slow (or fast) dance
with you.
Tags:CyranoWriter, dance, didn't dance, don't be blue, Email poetry, I missed the chance, Kuhns, limerick, no dance, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, sorry, too many dancers, www.cyranowriter.com
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December 21, 2016
I’m a flirty kind of guy,/
but when I say “Hi!”/
and there’s only silence,
I wince,/
and wonder if I should even try.
Tags:CyranoWriter, flirt, flirty guy, Kuhns, limerick, met with silence, no response, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetic Lament, Poetry, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, say hi, should I try, why try, wince, working through issues, www.cyranowriter.com
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December 15, 2016
Supping on crawfish etoufee’/
I think of poet friends far away./
They stand alone./
Tomorrow I head home,/
though a blizzard’s heading my way.
Tags:blizzard, CyranoWriter, heading home, in Atlanta alone, Kuhns, limerick, open mic night, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary poetry, Speak for Yourself, watching Seahawks, where is everyone, www.cyranowriter.com
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June 13, 2016
Perhaps we can write,
together, both day and night,
clever youth and adult limericks:
Teaching the young what makes them tick/
and giving grownups delight!
Tags:adult limerick, clever poem, CyranoWriter, day and night, delight, Email poetry, Kuhns, limerick, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, rhythm, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, what makes youth tick, write together, www.cyranowriter.com, youth limerick
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May 26, 2016
I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.
*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.
Tags:allure, bragging, CyranoWriter, dating, don't have to brag, IMprov Poetry, intimacy, intimate, keeping her safe, kiss, kiss and tell, kissing, kissing well, Kuhns, limerick, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, privacy, private, respect, revolutionary poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, romantic, www.cyranowriter.com
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April 20, 2016
We could throw rocks in the lake,/
or watch brats bake/
on the fire/
as our desire/
climbs, like the flames, ever higher.
Tags:brat on the fire, bratwurst, CyranoWriter, desire, Kuhns, Lake Winneconne, limerick, our desire climbs, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, romance poetry, romantic, romantic email limerick, romantic poetry, skip rocks, throw rocks in the lake, what we could do, www.cyranowriter.com
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February 7, 2016
She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.
Tags:boogie, cool burrito, CyranoWriter, dance, excuse, he didn't care, hot tamale, just a dance, Kuhns, limerick, not romance, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, she didn't want to dance, take a chance, wash her hair, working through issues, www.cyranowriter.com
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January 9, 2016
I should write to you/
a Happy Birthday haiku./
But an annual limerick/
is certainly just as slick,/
And so much easier to do!
Tags:annual, CyranoWriter, easier, haiku, happy birthday, IMprov haiku, IMprov Poetry, Kuhns, limerick, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, write her a happy birthday poem, www.cyranowriter.com
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October 29, 2015
She asked common men for a “hot” definition.
Although I’m a poet, I’m no statistician.
Still, I gazed at her photo and the answer became clearer:
To discover the meaning she could just look in the mirror!
Then she would see and grasp that hotness condition.
Tags:CyranoWriter, hotness, IMprov Poetry, Kuhns, limerick, look in the mirror, no statistician, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, rhyme, rhyme scheme, romance poetry, romantic, romantic poetry, self-defined, the meaning of hot, what is hot, www.cyranowriter.com
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Cyrano Writer: Musings of a Revolutionary Romantic Poet 