Archive for February, 2017

No Habla Espanol’, But God Knows Each One: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 23, 2017

His name was diez/
syllables long, yet I learned/
how to pronounce it.

Caught Two-Handed: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku Lament

February 22, 2017

Not everyone will/
appreciate my topless/
I-15 dancing.
Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/SpS1EOR5kU0
I-15 Topless Dancer, Feb 2017

Being Okay With Yourself: Revolutionary Plagiarized Haiku

February 21, 2017

God says: “I’m okay/
with you. Now you need to be/
okay with yourself.”

Only If There’s A Temple Trip Involved: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

February 21, 2017

Would it be a big/
mistake to invite her for/
a Philly cheesesteak?
Philly cheesesteak landmarks Pat's and Jim's

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Orderly Praying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 21, 2017

It’s wonderful to/
hear your faithful home teacher/
truly pray to God.

Beacon Through The Clouds Of Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

February 21, 2017

Cloudy Timpanogos Temple, Feb. 2017Though the days may be/Provo City Center Temple
dark and cloudy, there is still/
a beacon in life.
OR
Though the days may be/
dark and cloudy, there are still/
beacons in my life.
Payson Utah Temple -- cloudy sunburst sunset, Feb. 2017

Why Say What You Are? Non-Boxing Advice: Revolutionary Blogging Prose

February 20, 2017

“I’m a single.”
Or
“I’m single.”
I hear it so often,
it makes me want to
cry.

Why say what you are?
Or what you think you are?
Unless you say
“I am a child of God.”
“I am a son of God.”
“I am a daughter of Heavenly Father.”

“I am a single”
is a statement
about your state of life.
It is
WHERE
you are,
not WHO
or WHAT
you are.

That statement
brings so many
other statements,
judgements,
traits,
emotions.
Most of them
are not WHO
or WHAT
I am.

Isn’t it more accurate
to state:
“I am IN
the single phase
of my life”?

That allows us
possibilities.
That lets us
NOT be put in a box.

There is nothing wrong
with being in
the single phase
of life.
But it may not be
where we are
permanently.

And it is not
who we are
completely.

Because we are
so much more
than single.

Who We Are Where We Are: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

February 20, 2017

We must understand/
the difference between where we/
are and who we are.

Who’s Dirty In The Temple? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 20, 2017

He’s stinky. I am/
repulsed. But how much worse is/
inner filthiness.?

God’s Way Is Different: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

February 20, 2017

Why do we care when/
we’re different? God wants us to/
be. Satan doesn’t.