Poetry Woo Won’t Do: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku

Remind me: No more/
poetry when trying to/
woo. It won’t do good.

Making Creative Choices: Revolutionary Email Rhyming Haiku

He had the chance to/
meet and woo, but instead chose/
to create more verse.

What Should Men Do: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Poem

What would males do/
if not woo./
vous?/

Men are so silly,/
flighty,/
willy nilly.

Fair Wooed: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I think it’s only/
fair that one as fair as you/
should be often wooed.

Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

If Words Were Wonder Wands: Romantic IMprov Alliteration Haiku

Were that words were like/
wonder wands, that by a wave,/
woe would go away.
OR
Were my wooing words/
wonder wands, then with a wave,
woe would go away.

Wooing Versus Being Creepy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If she liked me “that/
way,” she’d like my attention./
She doesn’t and won’t.

Does Anybody Know The Score? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Suddenly he knew/
that his cleverness and his/
effort scores macht’s nichts.

Woo Too Me You: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

You expect me to/
woo you. I do. But I need/
you to woo me, too!

Removing Pathetic Wooing: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

It’s just as well I/
removed mem’ries of how I/
patheticly wooed.
OR

It’s just as well I/
removed the mem’ries of how/
pathetic I wooed.