Too Late For Valentine’s Day: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I was wondering/
if she’d like my gifts, but she’s/
done, so I don’t care.

Getting Blocked: Romantic contexting hike

Once your phone number/
gets blocked from calling her, you
can be sure she’s done.

When She Blocks Ye: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Once your phone number
is blocked from calling her, you
can be sure she’s done.

Gazing In Vain: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

Gazing at my phone./

Waiting for a call that won’t /come.

I think she’s done.