This Time, December Can Be Different: Revolutionary Rhyming IMprov Haiku

You can stand on cliffs/
you’ve stood on before, and fear…/
or gaze, leap, and soar.

It Tickles My Lip — Movember’s End: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When my mustache is/
gone, I’ll again gladly sleep/
with my shaved face down.

When You Walk Away: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you walked away,/
did I fail you? Or did we/
succeed together?
Or

When you walked away,/
did I fail you? Or help you/
be Independent?

How Real People Talk: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

A TV/radio personality friend of mine and I were IM’ing, and she said “I know I’m being cryptic. I just don’t know what to say anymore.” I realized that she was so used to having a script, that it was hard for her to just … talk. That generated this:

Real people will have/
conversations based on NOT/
knowing what to say.

A New Job: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

I wonder if you/
could get a job as a Muse?/
You inspire people.

You’re Already OK: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

You won’t be okay/
because you already are./
Just realize it.

Testing The Magic: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Since I said I would, /
I thought I’d try. I wonder/
if this magic works.

Full Moonset Drive

It’s been a long time/
since I watched the full moon set./
Int’resting timing.

Or
It was worth the drive.

Absolute Proclamations: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Making absolute/
proclamations always makes/
me feel most foolish.

I Hate My Phone: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I hate my phone! How/
can you not loathe something that/
brings you so much pain?