Perception Versus Reality: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Do I always say /
dumb things or do I just think/
I say stupid things?

Meaningless Meaning: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

What’s meaningful to/
me but not solid to you/
ends up meaning nichts.
OR
What’s meaningful to/
me but not solid to you/
means it means nothing.

Continuous Learning Process: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

Why do I just keep/
being stooopid, instead of/
just simply being.

You, My Muse: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Of all the things I/
enjoy about you, I like/
how you aMuse me.
OR
how you are my Muse.

Thoughts Take Me Away: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Even during my /
busy day, I think of you/
and get whisked away!

First And Last: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I want to be the/
first thing you see each morning,/
your last touch at night.

Fear Of Phone: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I was glad about/
potential passionate phone/
talk, but now I’m scared.

Still Not Changed Enough: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

“Dress better.” “Calm down.”/
“Be good.” “Act professional.”/
I thought I’d changed more.

Or
“Dress better.” “Calm down.”/
“Be good.” “Act professional.”/
I’m still not enough.

Read ‘Em and Weep… Or not: romantic imProverse haiku

With dozens of poems/
saying how I feel, why ask/
if I’m mad at you?

A Surprise Visit: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If I knew where you/
were right now I’d probably/
surprise visit you.