Hopeless Romantic Nay! Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku

Shouldst thou indeed be/
a hopeless romantic? Nay!/
Instead, feel great hope!

Hopeless Romantics Repent! Romantic Email Sonnet

I see so many dating profiles where people categorize themselves as being a “Hopeless Romantic”. To such women, I wrote this:

Nobody/
should ever be/
a hopeless romantic./
That would be tragic./

Always be hopeful.
Then life’s more full.
Others will draw near
when we’re full of cheer.

The optimistic me
is who women would rather see.
And it also is true:
I prefer a hopeful you.

It brings me heartfelt sorrow and duress
to watch romantics wallow in hopelessness.

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Kann Ich Auf Deutsch Romantisch Sein? Romantik IMprov Haiku

Die tiefe Frage/
ist, ob man wirklich auf Deutsch/
Romantisch sein kann.

Otherwise, What’s The Point? Romantic Email Haiku

She is a hopeless/
romantic. Tragic. I seek/
hopeful romantics.

#FiveWordsToMariah Too Late: Romantic ImproVerse Poem

Background: In July, 2015, a dating site held a contest: Send Five Words To Mariah (Carey) for a chance to see her “live” in Vegas. I, of course, wrote something brilliant … but forgot to send it in on time.

We’re hopeful, not hopeless, romantics.

Why Be A HopeLESS Romantic? Romantic Email Haiku

Shouldn’t a hopeless/
romantic be hopeful and/
hope-filled, not sans hope?

Don’t Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Haiku

Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.

Don’t Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Haiku

Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.

Don’t Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Limerick

I admit to getting frantic/
when a woman says she’s a “hopeless romantic”./
Does she not have any hope?/
Is romance out of her scope?/
It’s with a “hopeful” woman that I’d click!

On Not Being A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Please don’t ever be/
a hopeless romantic. One/
should always have hope.