Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Topless Drivin’ ‘N’ Stylin’ : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 17, 2015

Topless Drivin' and Stylin' in a purple shirt with a purple popcorn  bucketWhen you have style, you/
can find random hats that match/
your cool purple shirt.
OR
When yo be stylin’, /
topless, yo find random hats/
that match your cool shirt.

Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku

June 15, 2015

Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?

To Every Thing There Is A Time: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

January 7, 2014

I’m a funny man,/
but there are times humor can/
wait and be rev’rent.

All Cheeseheads Of Our God And King: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 20, 2013

All Cheeseheads of our/
God and King, lift up your voice/
and sing: “Go Pack Go!”

During The Priesthood Session of Conference: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 5, 2013

The Mormon Church moved/
toward equality. I used/
the women’s restroom.

Found Fingernail Clippers: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

July 8, 2012

Now that I found my/
fingernail clippers, what will/
I turn a screw with?

OR
what will/
I scratch your back with?

OR
what will/
I scratch her back with?

Resisting Humor: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

June 28, 2010

No resistance to/
humor, she claimed. She turned me/
down; proved otherwise.

Woo More With HuMore?: A Revolutionary Email Poem

April 11, 2010

You said something true:
I do
have a great sense of Hu…
mor.
and Hu…
manity, too!
What would it take for you
to meet up with a Hu
Man who
might be as much (or more)
as you’re looking for?