Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 19, 2015

What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.

New Rock ‘N’ Roll T-Shirts + Einstein: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 20, 2014

Shopping in SoCal/
swap meets lets you expand your/
t-shirt collection.

A Little Music: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 3, 2013

I wait, top down in/
the sun, while she $hops. Eine/
Kleine Schlafsmusik*.
Eine Kleine Shopmusik.

What I Want To Give For Christmas: Revolutionary Email Sonnet

December 21, 2012

What I want to give you for Christmas
probably won’t show up on your list.
It can’t be wrapped up under the tree.
It wasn’t in store windows for all to see.

Your Christmas gift won’t be in some store
filled with kids in shopping carts screaming “buy me more!”
Nor is it found on-line,
bought in robes or PJs to save time.

I don’t know how to wrap your present.
I won’t post it, for it can’t be sent.
And there are some who might think me cheap
to give such a gift that I hope you’ll keep.

What I to give you is more joy and less stress.
That is a gift that, for you, would be the best.


Black Friday Haiku #2: ConTEXTing Romantic Haiku

November 28, 2009

“Should i get you an/
external hard drive?” I asked/
my friend. She grinned wide.