Posts Tagged ‘what women want’

When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku

January 25, 2016

She seeks a knight in shining armorShe seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.


Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku

June 15, 2015

Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?

She Can’t Be Bought: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

May 14, 2015

If he gave her cash/
each place she went, would she still/
be ambivalent?

Women Want a Man Who: Romantic IMprov Sonnet

November 28, 2010

Women want a man/
who will get the car door/
and extend his hand/
and lift her up, then more.

He’ll breathe a deep sigh/
as he holds her near,/
and look deep into her eyes,/
and whisper softly in her ear

Even if they’re just/
going out for fast food./
Not because he must,/
but because he’s that good.

And when she speaks deep thoughts soft and low,
he’ll listen, and understand, and she’ll know.

Playing My Cards Independence: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

May 2, 2010

Her friends all thought IF/
I played my cards right, I’d have/
a shot. They’re not her.

What Women Mean: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

April 2, 2010

When a Woman says/
“I can’t give you what you want”,/
you must believe her!