Lack of Christmas Service: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I hope God forgives/
me. I tried to find a place/
to serve, but couldn’t.

Reaching Out To Women I’ve Wounded: Revolutionary ImproVerse Prose Lament

I’m delighted that you have
moved on.

My desire for your current
and future
happiness
doesn’t diminish
that I need to apologize
for what I did
in the past
that wronged
and hurt
you.

I’m sorry for any pain
or discomfort
I may have caused you.

I hope you can forgive me
so we
may both enjoy
and have peace
in our futures.

Trying To Forgive Stupid: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Yeah, ok. Sure. Totes.
I get it. Still, I would have
tried to forgive me.