Lack of Christmas Service: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I hope God forgives/
me. I tried to find a place/
to serve, but couldn’t.

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My Altruistic Christmas Wish: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

I want an altruistic Christmas;/
One that looks like this:
I’ll help people out;
Show the joy Christmas is about!
Can you help fill my holiday wish?

Why I Help–An OxyMormon: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

He helps her through his/
completely altruistic/
selfish charity.

Altruistic Hand Extension: Revolutionary IMprov Poem

My helping hand has always been extended
(unlike others, who frequently intended
to reach out to you for their own gain).
My purposes have always been the same:

To support and uplift you
where I could;
To encourage you onward
to your greatest good.