Don’t Argue. “Next!” — Romantic IMprov Free Verse Poem

When a woman says:/
“We don’t have much in common”,/
believe and accept her opinion./
Move on,/
(even if she’s wrong.)

When I Hurt, There’s Muse: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I thought I couldn’t/
write anymore, that the pain/
was gone. I was wrong

Reaching Out To Women I’ve Wounded: Revolutionary ImproVerse Prose Lament

I’m delighted that you have
moved on.

My desire for your current
and future
happiness
doesn’t diminish
that I need to apologize
for what I did
in the past
that wronged
and hurt
you.

I’m sorry for any pain
or discomfort
I may have caused you.

I hope you can forgive me
so we
may both enjoy
and have peace
in our futures.

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So Long Wrong: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

When I said “So long!”,/
you were supposed to respond/
by saying: “You’re wrong!”

She’s Right, I’m Wrong: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Ultimately I/
learned she was right. I was wrong./
I’ll leave her alone.

Homeless Man Texting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

There is something wrong/
with a homeless man texting/
to find his next meal.

Sparkly Skinny Jeans Cowboy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I just saw a tough /
cowboy in sparkly skinny/
jeans. That seems so wrong.

The Doctor Was Wrong: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

“You can’t have any/
more children” said the doctor./
Happy Birthday, Seth!

Always Being Right: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I don’t know how to/
give up always being right,/
so I’m often wrong.

Blonde-Made Caprese’ : Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming IMbic Haiku

I’d say caprese’/
should eas’ly trump blondes all day./
But I would be wrong.