Why Women Take Selfies, Maybe: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

Her Heartache, His Heartjoy: Romantic IMprov Haiku

There are women who/
feel heartache even as they/
make men’s hearts take flight.

Am I Also Guilty? Revolutionary ConTexting Haiku

The two women’s loud/
yacking makes me ask if my/
irreverence disturbs.

Too Old For Kids: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

Opening My Eyes: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Thank you for helping/
me learn that there are women/
worthy to fall for*.

OR
worth dreaming about.

Waiting Again: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

When I think of all /
the women whom I’ve waited/
for, what is one more?

Reaching Out To Women I’ve Wounded: Revolutionary ImproVerse Prose Lament

I’m delighted that you have
moved on.

My desire for your current
and future
happiness
doesn’t diminish
that I need to apologize
for what I did
in the past
that wronged
and hurt
you.

I’m sorry for any pain
or discomfort
I may have caused you.

I hope you can forgive me
so we
may both enjoy
and have peace
in our futures.

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Sunsets Not Chocolates: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Some women get cards,/
flowers, or choc’late. Lucky!/
She receives sunsets.

Poetic Food Hiarchy: Romantic Rhyming ConTEXTing Haiku

With women it’s wise/
to withhold sonnets but not/
such tasty omelettes.