Good Workout Results: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse

June 20, 2017

I,
just now,
easily fit
into a waist size 36
pair of Levi 501 jeans
my son last wore
in the summer
of 2011.
(I know
because the Harry Potter ticket
was still in the front pocket).

I guess working
at cleaning house
and doing 10-plus hours
of yard work a day
and drinking
a lot of water
and worrying
really does pay off!

I haven’t fit in size 38 501s
for nearly a decade!

Broken Heart Silence: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 19, 2017

When your heart truly/
is breaking, you can’t really/
write about it much.

Old Men Serving With New Tractors: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 19, 2017

I love having old/
men home teachers*. They serve with/
riding lawn mowers.

OR
*ministers. Home Teacher serving on riding lawnmower

Great Introduction Line: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Funny

June 19, 2017

I’m interesting./
I’m available. I must/
get my meds. Now what?!?

A Thing For Trains: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Poem

June 19, 2017

Why
do I
stand outside
and wave
at passing trains?

It’s what Dave
did
as a kid.
Why
should I
change?

Barefoot Desert Dancing Beach Boy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 19, 2017

MDancing barefoot in the desert on SoDa Row to a Beach Boys tribute band June 2017y feet are cracked. Pain./
It’s what you get from dancing/
Barefoot in deserts.

Not Complaining About This Father’s Day: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 18, 2017

Barbecue, baseball, /
deep discussions. It became/
a good Father’s Day.

Earlier Later: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 18, 2017

When she says to call/
earlier but she’s not there/
’til later, you lose.

Hard Working Sabbath Servants: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 18, 2017

When you are the Lord’s/
servants, it is good to work/
and serve on Sunday.
Mormon Missionaries painting a neighbor's fence on Sunday