On Being “Woke” – ImproVerse Political Rhyming Haiku

If you have to say,/
In a self-right way, you’re “woke”,/
Then you’re still dreaming.

She Teaches Me Humility: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How does she do that?/
Each time I get too cocky,/
she humbles with love.

Righteous Versus Self-Righteous: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

There is a difference/
between being self righteous/
and a righteous self.

No Spirit Righteous Indignation: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

It is a hard thing/
to have lost the spirit and/
feel judging anger.

Ready Or Not: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Once I get my life/
in order so you’ll want me,/
will yours be ready?

Pity But Not Our Time: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Those who can’t forgive/
others are worthy of our/
pity but not time.

Where The Self-Righteous Live: Revolutionary Improv Limerick Lament

Late Monday evening I parked at a bakery that was closing. With 3 cars in a parking lot designed for 100, I avoided the handicapped zone, but — parking quickly — did not pay attention to the parking “lines”. When I came out to my car, this note was on my windshield:
Learn how to park dumb ass.
Really?
There’s lines for a reason.
Love ya.”

So I wrote this (because it does seem that criticism and self-righteous, indignant behavior happens more often here than any place else I’ve lived. See? Even I’m guilty of being judgemental!

Why does it happen in Utah,
(at least as far as I saw),
where everyone’s supposed to love,
and be inspired by God above,
they judge and critize ev’ry tiny flaw?

Being More Gooder: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I want to be good,/
more than other guys women/
talk about who aren’t.