Losing Weight: Revolutionary Cautionary Haiku

When you feel too fat,/
gripe at God. He’ll snap tendons/
and let you just sit.

Not Sedate About The Debate: Revolutionary IMproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

OR

I’m just too dang tired.

Sedate Date Removes Hate: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

I wanted to sedate her,/
see if I could date her,/
and, in time,/
change her mind/
about being a man hater.

Original was “about being a Mormon hater.”

Post Prayer Pondering: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

2night, late,/
my prayers said,/
I laid sedate/
alone in my bed,/
and mulled and pondered/
things that she told,/
and again wondered/
if I was 2 bold,/
or just honest.

Wooing or Communication-Which Reader RU? A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Does my poetry scare U/
as I bare U/
my soul,/
thinking I’ve lost control?/
Or do U/
stay sedate,/
knowing I write not 2 woo,/
but simply communicate?/
Which reader rU?