Me First. Then Others. I Don’t Care: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku

I left long ago./
I’m glad I did. Now that some/
have also, yay us!

Drowning In A Grocery Sack: Revolutionary ImproVerse Iambic Poem

The plastic grocery sack/
floating on Utah Lake/
became a death trap/
for the curious/
foraging muskrat./

So why did we laugh?/
What a horrible way/
to die like that,/
drowning
in a grocery sack.

Where My Nose Is: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I asked her what she/
was doing. Her silence said:/
“None of your business!”

Open Top Floor Window: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

At the top of the /
stairs, an open window makes/
me ask: “What’s up there?”

Texting Late: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I wish I could text/
This late just to see what would /
Happen if I did.