Me First. Then Others. I Don’t Care: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku

I left long ago./
I’m glad I did. Now that some/
have also, yay us!

Once A Big Hunk: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I was her Big Hunk./
Now I’m another’s, so I’ll /
eat and forget it.

Farm Memories Of Her: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Every day, along/
Highway M, near Mud Creek, I/
pass Yo farm, dream her.

Do You Recall? Romantic Holiday Song Parody Lament

(Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer”)

Well I’ve known brunettes
and redheads, accountants and funny ones.
Short ones and tall ones
and ones with hair bleached by the sun.

But do I recall
the greatest lover of all?

Not yet.