Rudeness On TV: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

If you sit behind/
God’s servant as he’s broadcast,/
put down your knitting!

I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.

Or
… and/
watched much less TV.

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I Don’t Watch TV: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Do we watch TV/
‘cuz other’s fake lives are more/
int’resting than ours?

How Real People Talk: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

A TV/radio personality friend of mine and I were IM’ing, and she said “I know I’m being cryptic. I just don’t know what to say anymore.” I realized that she was so used to having a script, that it was hard for her to just … talk. That generated this:

Real people will have/
conversations based on NOT/
knowing what to say.