Ouch. OUCH! Oh, Oh! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you are on blood/
thinner, use caution. Don’t be/
hasty when shaving.

He Didn’t Shave: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She’s glad it was a/
sunny weekend. Her friends thought/
she’d sunburned her face.

Or
her face was sunburned.

It Tickles My Lip — Movember’s End: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When my mustache is/
gone, I’ll again gladly sleep/
with my shaved face down.

Upon Leaving Island Life: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

Haven’t shaved in 3 days;/
not bathed in 2./

Island life/
takes getting used 2./

Now I’ll catch a ferry/
2 soon b citifide./

There I’ll b clean,/
and feel dead inside.