A New Job: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

I wonder if you/
could get a job as a Muse?/
You inspire people.

I Appreciate My Job: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR

I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.

Early Morning Newspaper Delivery: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Graying newspaper/
Woman, trying to survive./
Please don’t pick yer butt