You’d Think It’d Knock You Out: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Giving myself a/
Dutch oven does not help me/
go to sleep at all!
OR
Giving yourself a/
Dutch oven does not help you/
get sleepy at all!

Sheets Are Caves And Dutch Ovens: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

Maybe I could be/
your captured knave./
I think of/
you and me and cave./

Pull sheets up over/
your head.
Cave is
sheets in bed./

Lovin’/
Dutch oven.

Why You Should Go To Bed: A Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

Instead of staying up
and caterwauling
and denying my busting nut
by not late-night calling,

Why don’t you instead
do what you should:
Go to bed!
Sleep is good!

So, go to your soft, king sized, where
warm exists, if only in part,
because he’s already there,
leaving dutch oven tarts.

And you can breathe deep, and drink
to my memory, and in the stink.