When it’s slipp’ry out,/
fast flatulence can nearly/
knock you on your rear.
OR
If it’s real slippery,/
your flatulence can almost/
knock you off your feet.
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I hate feeling I/
must flatulate, but nothing’s/
there; I sit and wait.
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Giving myself a/
Dutch oven does not help me/
go to sleep at all!
OR
Giving yourself a/
Dutch oven does not help you/
get sleepy at all!
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