Posts Tagged ‘flatulance’

Be Careful Of That Wind Shift: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 5, 2017

When it’s slipp’ry out,/
fast flatulence can nearly/
knock you on your rear.

If it’s real slippery,/
your flatulence can almost/
knock you off your feet.

Under Pressure: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

August 10, 2013

I hate feeling I/
must flatulate, but nothing’s/
there; I sit and wait.

You’d Think It’d Knock You Out: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 28, 2013

Giving myself a/
Dutch oven does not help me/
go to sleep at all!
Giving yourself a/
Dutch oven does not help you/
get sleepy at all!