Posts Tagged ‘God loves me’

Being Okay With Yourself: Revolutionary Plagiarized Haiku

February 21, 2017

God says: “I’m okay/
with you. Now you need to be/
okay with yourself.”

I’m Right. Mom’s Wrong: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 12, 2013

I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. It’s time/
to change your beliefs.
Or

I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. Change who/
you are believing.
Or
you believe and trust.

Or
I know God loves me./
You and your mom don’t. This time,/
Mom’s wrong. Dad knows best.

OR
You and your mom don’t. Mom’s wrong,/
‘cuz Father knows best.