Wine-ing Over Lost Sugar Pops: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

A long time/
ago,/
I got her merlot/
wine,/
you know,/
in case she/
ever need-/
ed some./
That was dumb./
I shoulda used my head,/
and bought yum/
me/
Sugar Pops, instead!

Sick Christmas: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

Ah!/
The joy!/
Christmas vacay starts/
with a sick girl or boy!/
2 many marshmallows/
4 the wee las or fellow!/
2 much candy!/
2 many sweets!/
2 much 2 eat!/
DumYum!