Sailing With A Phone: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Sailing is harder/
when you’re worried about things/
dropping overboard.

A Better Choice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I worried about/
who I should go out with, then/
watched a flick with Mom.

Old Enough To Like Cher: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I have favorite/
scars. Should I be worried that/
I like a Cher song?

Mom’s Health Barometer: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If you are worried
about Mom’s health, hold her hand./
She’ll crush your fingers.

Wooing With Words Wonderful, Witty And Wise: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I wooed you
with words
witty and wise;
talked about
the wisdom
in your eyes;
wondered at
the whiteness
of your thighs;
worried about
your cliche’d
alibis.