She’s Looking For What I’m Not: Romantic IMprov Haikiu

She’s looking for a/
hunky buffy man show, but/
I’m honky puffy.

Upon Seeing Her Boyfriend’s Photo: Romantic IMprov Haiku

He wondered why he/
couldn’t find someone like her./
He learned: He’s not “him.”

Exercize, Day One, 45 Minutes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Ten lengths swum, three run/
in between. Sad. I’ll improve./
I’m my own drag suit.

The Best Cardio Workout: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

My best cardio /
exercise, true, makes my heart/
leap when I see you!

Inspiring Swim Workout: Revolutionary Improv Video Haiku

You inspired my work-/
out. I sat in the hot tub, /
and then swam four laps.

OR
You inspired my work-/
out. I swam four laps, hot tubbed,/
then drove a block home.