Posts Tagged ‘wooing’

Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

May 14, 2015

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

If Words Were Wonder Wands: Romantic IMprov Alliteration Haiku

June 18, 2014

Were that words were like/
wonder wands, that by a wave,/
woe would go away.
Were my wooing words/
wonder wands, then with a wave,
woe would go away.

Wooing Versus Being Creepy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

March 16, 2014

If she liked me “that/
way,” she’d like my attention./
She doesn’t and won’t.

Does Anybody Know The Score? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

March 7, 2014

Suddenly he knew/
that his cleverness and his/
effort scores macht’s nichts.

Removing Pathetic Wooing: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

January 17, 2014

It’s just as well I/
removed mem’ries of how I/
patheticly wooed.

It’s just as well I/
removed the mem’ries of how/
pathetic I wooed.

Her Wooing Power: Romantic Rhyming IMprov Haiku

May 23, 2013

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.

The Art of Honest Wooing: Romantic IMprov Poetry

March 7, 2011

I don’t woo dishonestly.
I’ll come after you
if I like what I see
and feel
and touch.

And if I don’t like it…
then, yeah,
not so much.

I’ve left many women boo-hooing
because if I can’t give them honest wooing
they get nothing.

Some may fight
against the intensity.
That’s alright;
that is just me.

That’s my propensity —
that, and wooing honestly.


Wooing With a Sushi Seduction: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

January 22, 2010

If it needs b/

that I must woo thee/

with a sushi/

and sake/


the obvious deduction/

is: I won’t b/


I’ll eat Sashshimi!/

So b it!/

4U, I won’t quit!