The Romantic Of Words: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She said I’d reject/
text proposals, but what’s more/
romantic than words?

Smitten By Words Written: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

She claimed that she was/
smitten with what I’d written;/
thus became my Muse.

Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

Wooing Women With Cheese: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I’m the only guy /
who will try to woo women/
with Wisconsin cheese.