Posts Tagged ‘women’

Thanks For Caring, But … Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

August 10, 2013

If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.

Garter Belts Versus Seatbelts: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

May 19, 2013

Some women may sport/
garter belts. Others are thrilled/
wearing their seatbelts.

What Women Want To Do: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

August 30, 2012

My wardrobe is filled/
with clothes from women who sought/
to dress me better.

OR
to improve my look.

OR
to improve me. Why?

Charging For Hugs: Romantic IMprov Haiku Lament

July 24, 2011

I wonder how much the/
women on the boulevard /
charge for a good hug.

Heart-Stopping Fox Gloves: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

July 14, 2011

Fox glove flowers will kill you by stopping your heart

Fox gloves are pretty./
But, like women, you won’t know/
that they’ll stop your heart.

Mountain Get-Away Goodbye: Romantic Blogging Haiku Lament

July 14, 2011

Little do they know:/
When women go on mountain/
get-aways, they leave.

Dear Cave And Barrier Woman: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

May 15, 2011

Congratulations!/
You have successfully shut/
me out of your life.

Women Claiming To Be Friends: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

May 12, 2011

Women who may claim/
deep friendship often vanish/
when they have secrets.

What I Am, What I’ve Become: Revolutionary Blogging Poetry Lament

April 27, 2011

Behold, I have become Dave,
objectifier of women;
sociopath,
pervert,
relationship destroyer,
creep,
too intense,
passionistro,
self-centered,
player,
womanizer.

Strange how I feel,
act,
and am
the same
as I was
before you
put labels
upon me.

Painted Toes In The Sand: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

April 26, 2011

Why do women show/
painted toes/
Fotos/
in the sand where I wanna go:/
Beaches at Cabo,/
Rio,/
Hilo,/
Puerto Rico?/
I won’t go/
any faster or more/
than I would b4!