Living With Eating Disorders: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If a woman says/
she doesn’t want food do not/
argue. Just eat it.

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Don’t Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Limerick

I admit to getting frantic/
when a woman says she’s a “hopeless romantic”./
Does she not have any hope?/
Is romance out of her scope?/
It’s with a “hopeful” woman that I’d click!

She Let Herself Out: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

When a woman says:/
“You dont have to get out!”,/
that means: “We are through.”