In The Witty W Column: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku

I waited nearly/
one week, wondering, wishing.
She’s well worth the wait.

Missing My IBB: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I am missing my /
IBB. Pity. She is/
witty and pretty.

To A Woman Who Nose How Men Are: Romantic IMprov Email Sonnet

I could be, you know,
her Cyrano,
(albeit, I suppose,
without the pronounced nose.)

I mean, I do have one,
(most breathing men do),
but the nom de plume’s for fun,
not some large thing I often blew.

For a true poet, instead,
may pose as Cyrano to discuss
the improv poetry in his head;
NOT his proboscis!

I hope she’ll consider if she’d soon deign to meet,
where I will woo her with words witty and sweet.

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Man By The Waterfront Lament: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

“An incredibly handsome man/
by the waterfront”/
tells me again,/
I’m not what U want./

Pity./

Kind. Intelligent. Witty./
Deep. Sensitive./
Funny. Creative./
I could b.

Mundane Monday Morning Silly Sonnet: Romantic Improv Email Sonnet

I’m a curriculum developer and trainer.
Perhaps I could write training for you.
Or, in a romantic no-brainer,
Maybe just poetry will do.

Or witty, intelligent, well-written prose.
That’s probably not something you see much of.
Emails with depth and feeling or, I suppose,
even talk that won’t leap right to love.

But what I’d instead prefer,
on a bright blue day such as this,
is that we avoid the demure,
and make a lake walk into bliss.

On a mundane Monday, this sonnet’s kinda silly.
But you still can respond. Come on. Thrill me!

Blonde Witty Pretty By Piano: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Blonde./
Witty./
Pretty./
Fond/
of life’s/
ebb and flow,/
and lack of strife./
She sat by a piano,/
speaking of her kid./
She asked me/
if I’d write her poetry./
So I did.

Only Silly Guys Send Poems at 3:57 am: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Bcuz U asked,/
He gave U sum1/
witty, smart:/
who likes music, art;/
who gets your mind, soul and heart;/
all U r,/
without wanting more./
What r U waiting 4?/
U asked!