Posts Tagged ‘Wisconsin cheese’

Can’t Have Too Much Cheese, Bacon or Summer Sausage: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 4, 2017

When my plane has “Weight /
Issues”, it’s not MY 50/
cheese and bacon pounds.
Union Star Cheese and Curds, Dec 2016


I’ll Be Home For Cheese Christmas: Revolutionary Improv Song Cover

December 23, 2016

I’ll have cheese for Christmas./
You can plan on me./
We have snow,/
but no mistletoe,/
And Cheese Curds under the tree./
Christmas Eve will find me/
where the snow has been./
I’ll have cheese for Christmas/
and you’ll be in my dreams!
I'll have cheese for Christmas! Union Star Cheese Factory, Zittau, Wisconsin, Christmas 2016Click for the video about “I’ll have cheese for Christmas!”

White Brick Cheese Gift: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

January 6, 2015

Remember that smooth/

white brick I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.


Remember that sharp/

cheddar I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.

Picnic Calls: Romantic Rhyming IMprov Poem

July 10, 2014

The next time you go,/
let me know,/
and I’ll bring Wisconsin cheese/
and write you poetry.

Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

August 11, 2013

Buying Cheese and Curds at Union Star Cheese Factory in Zittau, WisconsinYes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

Far Away Cheese: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

July 24, 2013

Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.

Wooing Women With Cheese: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

July 2, 2012

I’m the only guy /
who will try to woo women/
with Wisconsin cheese.

Aged Cheddar Is Better Than Jealous: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

May 19, 2011

HRH, The Queen of England, at the Royal Wedding, proves her true loyalties

Drop green jealousy./
Change it to a nice chartreuse,/
Like Wisconsin cheese.

Cheese Curd Flirt: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

May 10, 2011

Wisconsin Cheese and Curds from Held's

My journey reaches/
its end. Is flirting shown by/
poetry or cheese?