So So Cali Girl: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She is so Cali/
that she can’t even put a/
winter hat on right!
OR
She is such a So/
Cali girl, she puts winter/
hats on backwards… twice!

It’s Sunny Out! Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Sub-freezing winter/
driving, top down, ain’t no thang/
wearing the right hats.

Becoming A Real Wisconsin Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Real Wisconsin Men/
wear their stocking* hats perched up/
on their heads. I’m one.
OR
*woolen