Post-Inebriation Hangovers: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Inebriated./
You: On laughs, wine, beer. Me? you./
My hangover’s worse.

OR
Inebriated./
You: On Sambuca. Me? you./
My hangover’s worse.

Replacing Vices on Your Deck: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

Sitting on yer deck,/
what’s nice is:/
I can replace/
1 of yer vices./
With 1 hand holding wine,/
the other holding mine,/
there’s no reason/
4 tobacco 2b pleasin’.

Waiting for an Olde Call: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

We talk deep,/
methinks,/
only when she drinks,/
unless 2 sleep/
she doth fall./
Then,/
2 my she-grin,/
she will not call/
me again/
at all./
Minutes 10/
turn 2 days then.

Morning After Regret: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In context with the previous haiku, it must be pointed out that “together we slept” simply means we fell asleep in the family room near each other, NOT that we “slept together”

After together /
we slept, she protested much./
She had been drinking.

An Evening Together Invitation: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Popcorn./
Quilt warm./
Your sofa and TV./
My funny DVD./
My hands; “those feet”./
White wine sweet./
Chocolate./
Let’s not wait./
8 oh 5 to 9:30./
U and me./
2day./
OK?

Romancing Our Keyboards: A Revolutionary Email Sonnet Lament

Yet another weekend ev’n is past;/
The week soon starts again, too fast,/
Yet we sit, still, at our keyboard,/
and wonder why we are alone, tired, bored./
Or are we truly resolute and complete?/
Do we view/
our solitude/
as victory, not defeat?/
We may nurse our whine/
with wine;/
assuage our aged fear
with beer./
But if we, with our own company, are endeared,/
then why sit we, fingers dancing, quasi-romancing, here?

Whine about Wine: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I want 2b yer sheraz/
becuz/
yer lips will drink me in./
I want 2b yer merlot,/
U no,/
and yer affections win./
I want 2b the cab/
U must have./
B4 bed,/
sip me instead.

Seduce Me With Sushi: A Romantic ConTEXTing Foodie Poem

U won’t seduce me/

with sushi./

But U can Thai me up,/

and chocolate/

does me just fine!/

I need no wine/

2 remove my defenses;/

I’ll gladly dine/

with curried senses.

Wine Helps Words Woo: A Womantic Haiku

It’s fine if smooth wine/
helps woo when words flow. I know/
folks at the Chateau!

Of Wine and Words: A Revolutionary IMprov Poem

Words woo
Women
Better than
Wine do!