Turning Water Into Wine: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The boy wants flavored/
water, so I put raisins/
in his bottle. Wine!

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Brian’s Birthday Flights: IMprov Limerick

There once was an artist named Brian
whose passion in life was flyin’.
Whether cruising in the the sky
or with wine flights and buds gettin’ high,
of his Lebensfreude there was no denyin’.

Me? Drinking? Romantic Email Free Verse

Me? Drinking?
If I am,
it is only the wine
of your beauty,
deliciously poured
over the experience
of your life,
aged with
intellectual understanding,
breathing the air
of possibility,
which intoxicates me.

Relaxing The World’s Taxing: Romantic Rhyming IMprov Haiku

When the world’s taxing,/
I need relaxing. I find/
you are my fine wine.

Enjoying Her Drinking: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I like when she drinks. /
Her mouth gets full of more than /
just fermented grapes.

Will Wined Women Want Me? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Will women always/
want and need wine to fall for/
and deeply want me?

To Women Never Satisfied: Revolutionary IMprov Email Poetry

~ Sarah Bernhardt once said: “Your words are my food, your breath my wine…”, to which I’ve wondered:
She is seated at the table.
The wine is poured.
The dinner is served
and is getting cold.
Is she giving the menu
another view?

Wooing a Woman With Wine Not Wit: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Wooing a woman/
with wine, not wit, is woef’lly/
unsatisfying
OR
Warning! Wooing a/
woman with wine, not wit, is/
woefully wanting.

Wine-ing Over Lost Sugar Pops: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

A long time/
ago,/
I got her merlot/
wine,/
you know,/
in case she/
ever need-/
ed some./
That was dumb./
I shoulda used my head,/
and bought yum/
me/
Sugar Pops, instead!

Microwave Date Idea: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Microwaved pizza/
on your deck, with your wine whine./
I’ll bring the movie.