Whiny Love Poems: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It’s easy to write/
thousands of whiny love poems./
Be a big baby.
OR
Just be a baby.

My Phone Works: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

My X’s late night /
whiny texts came through, so I/
know that my phone works.

Evolution of the Eeyorian Minstrel: Revolutionary Email Sonnet

In National Poetry Month,
I’ll have written 100 rhymes.
And I’ll have thought about you
at least one thousand times.

Around April 1st I was a fool:
Insecure, self-conscious, and whiney.
And when you read my words aloud
it was all you could do to remind me

that I shouldn’t beg, nor complain, nor whine;
refrain from all those Eeyorian traits.
So I did as you suggested, and became confident.
I act as I feel: first rate.

It hasn’t changed my ability to see you,
but at least I’m doing what I need to.