Posts Tagged ‘whining’

The Pot Calling The Kettle Fat: Revolutionary Improv Limerick

May 2, 2013

There once was a woman named Zhen*/
Who’d exclaim, (each time she’d walk in):/
“LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to crying again.
*(pronounced “Zen”)

OR
There once was a woman named Zhen/
(though herself not overly thin),
who’d exclaim: “LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to whining* again.

*eating

I’m Not: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

December 30, 2012

People who read my/
writings may think I’m the most/
depressed guy ever.

Whining Poet Collection: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

February 17, 2011

The whining poet collection/
is verse of rhyming perfection./
I’ll publish it so/
women may know/
how men feel about rejection.