Purple Whine Stomp: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wear purple and/
dream of the day I can stomp/
Frank’s* face and crush him.

*Ed
(“Frank” is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder. Others might call him “Ed” — as in: “Eating Disorder” )

Protecting Others From Your Pain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Crap may sometimes hit/
the fan, but I always close/
the bathroom door tight.

Whiny Love Poems: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It’s easy to write/
thousands of whiny love poems./
Be a big baby.
OR
Just be a baby.

Microwave Date Idea: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Microwaved pizza/
on your deck, with your wine whine./
I’ll bring the movie.

Seeing a New Future: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I was a whiner,/
bemoaning lack of success./
Now what should I do?

Romancing Our Keyboards: A Revolutionary Email Sonnet Lament

Yet another weekend ev’n is past;/
The week soon starts again, too fast,/
Yet we sit, still, at our keyboard,/
and wonder why we are alone, tired, bored./
Or are we truly resolute and complete?/
Do we view/
our solitude/
as victory, not defeat?/
We may nurse our whine/
with wine;/
assuage our aged fear
with beer./
But if we, with our own company, are endeared,/
then why sit we, fingers dancing, quasi-romancing, here?

Whine about Wine: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I want 2b yer sheraz/
becuz/
yer lips will drink me in./
I want 2b yer merlot,/
U no,/
and yer affections win./
I want 2b the cab/
U must have./
B4 bed,/
sip me instead.