Another Saturday Night And: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I should thank her that/
she stood me up. That let me/
spend time with my mom.

See Important Messages: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

When you don’t have lots /
of space, make room to see things/
that are important.

Seven Ornaments, One Branch, Who Cares Learning: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

There’s so much we fret/
about as young parents. Then/
we learn what matters.

In The Thick Of Thin Things: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I worry that I’ve /
immersed my life in the thick/
of thin things. I’ll change.

Height Versus IQ: Romantic IMprov Haiku

When a woman asks/
what my height is, perhaps I/
should ask her IQ.
OR

when a woman asks/
my height and weight, perhaps I/
should ask her IQ.

Do I Bring Or Repel? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Do I bring people/
closer to Christ? Or do I/
repel them away?