Rock Pile Buoy Jugs: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Iridescent and/
glowing in the sunset, I’m/
proud of my buoy jugs.

You Don’t Know Me Red Flags: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Why so quickly raise/
red flags before finding out/
what is really true?

Avoiding Death: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I keep dreaming of/
me crashing and dying while/
I’m texting. I’ll stop.

Mixed Messages: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Stones cut from the face/
of the mountain, spears and plows,/
and colored warnings.

Thank You Officer J. B., Utah County Sheriff’s Department: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

80 in 50/
speed zone. Thank you sir for just/
this morning’s warning.

OR

80 speed in a/
50 zone. Thanks, sir, for this/
morning’s just warning.

Third May Day Warning: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Rhyming Lament

This is the third May/
someone I cared for pushed me/
away. I don’t learn.

OR
3 strike rule.

OR
Third May Day Warning.

Wooing a Woman With Wine Not Wit: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Wooing a woman/
with wine, not wit, is woef’lly/
unsatisfying
OR
Warning! Wooing a/
woman with wine, not wit, is/
woefully wanting.