Carpe Diem Man Does Vegas

I Open my mouth,/
Get private Hard Rock bash tix./
Carpe Diem, man!

Vodka’s Origin: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Deep in the bowels of/
a Vegas hotel, I learn/
where vodka comes from.

In Vegas, 3 Is A Crowd: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

We went to Vegas./
Frank showed up as my girl’s date./
I’m really ticked off.

Or
I want to punch him.

Quickly Leaving Vegas In A Borrowed BMW at 137: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

A borrowed Bimmer. /

A desire to leave Vegas.

It quickly adds up.

OR

How fast it adds up.

Valentine’s Day Planning: Romantic E-Mail Poetic Lament

On this Valentine’s Day

I spent planning romantic trips:

The south of France.

The coast of Spain.

Springtime overnight

in The City of Light.

A week in Vegas, baby!

A long weekend in Magic Kingdom.

Non-stop flights.

King-sized beds

for one.

Early Morning OMG! Worry: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I never even/
thought her ‘other plans’ could mean/
Vegas without me.

Winning Without Vegas: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She doesn’t have to/
go all the way to Vegas/
to win what she wants. B-)