Posts Tagged ‘Utah Valley Medical Center’
April 24, 2015
I’m living proof that/
A white man CAN dance when he/
ain’t got no rhy… thm.
Said while passing the nurses’ station, following my failed heart ablation procedure… They say they are going to “put it on the board.”
Followed by my quip:
“I’ll be up all evening$!”
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Tags:arhythmia, cardio, CyranoWriter, heart, heart ablation, heart proveedure, hurting, I survived, I'm not dead, No pain, pain, Utah Valley Hospital, Utah Valley Medical Center, working through issues, www.cyranowriter.com
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April 23, 2015

After fasting for several meals before my heart procedure, I finally got to eat. I put two slices of orange between my gums and teeth. When the nurse came in and ask how I was doing, I said “My teeth hurt when I smile.”
Then I smiled at her.
She asked: “Do they only hurt when you eat? or all of the time?”
I said: “It was a joke, See?” And I smiled even more broadly at her so she could see the orange rinds.
“Oh.”
Ouch.
Tags:CyranoWriter, heart ablation, heart procedure, make the nurse laugh, not patch Adams, orange peel, orange rind teeth, orange slices, Patch Adams, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary blogging prose, Utah Valley Medical Center, working through issues, www.cyranowriter.com
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April 23, 2015
It’s sad to hope that/
women will prep you but then /
learn men will do it
Tags:CyranoWriter, female nurse, haiku, heart, heart ablation, heart procedure, hope, ImproVerse haiku, Kuhns, male assistant, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, Prep for surgery, preparing for surgery, revolutionary contexting Haiku, rhyming haiku, sad, shave my groin, Utah Valley Medical Center, www.cyranowriter.com
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November 17, 2014
At Jah hospital,/
Brand-new experiences./
Duuuuuuuude! I did inhale!

Tags:breathe deep, cough, CyranoWriter, haiku, heart, heart ablation, hold your breath, hospital, I inhale, ImproVerse haiku, Jah, Kuhns, new experience, pain, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, respatory, respitory, revolutionary poetry, Utah Valley Medical Center, www.cyranowriter.com
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November 17, 2014
My hospital room’s/
next to the nurs’ry. It’s not/
fair. Can I hold them?
Tags:can I hold babies, comfort, CyranoWriter, drugged up, Emotional poetry, haiku, heart, heart ablation, heart treatment, hospital room, I'm good with babies, ImproVerse haiku, Kuhns, near the nursery, not fair, nursery, pain, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary poetry, sleep, Utah Valley Medical Center, working through issues, www.cyranowriter.com
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November 17, 2014
The next best part of/
a hospital stay is lots/
of good food and hats.
Tags:best thing about hospital stays, CyranoWriter, food cover hat, haiku, heart, heart ablation, hospital food, hospital stay, ImproVerse haiku, Kuhns, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary poetry, strawberry shake, Utah Valley Medical Center, www.cyranowriter.com
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November 17, 2014
The best part about/
hospitals is that I get/
a new pair of socks.
Tags:best part about hospitals, CyranoWriter, haiku, heart, heart ablation, heart treatment, hospital, hospital socks, ImproVerse haiku, Kuhns, new socks, poems, poet David Kuhns, Poetry, revolutionary poetry, Utah Valley Medical Center, www.cyranowriter.com
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