Posts Tagged ‘Utah driver’

Utah Crash Text Dummy: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

October 5, 2013

So many Utah folks/
text while driving, I must write/
about it…what?!? AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Turn On Your Headlights, Utah! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 24, 2012

Driving with your lights/
off during dark daytime storms/
doesn’t save power.

Utah Drivers Save Energy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

May 19, 2011

Dear Utah Drivers:
The sunrise is grey.
The sunset is grey.
The clouds are grey.
The sky is grey.
The sidewalks are grey.
The streets are grey.
The melting snow is grey.
The landscape is grey.
The rain is grey.
The sound barriers are grey.
Your dirty car is grey.
Your clean car is silver/grey.

You are not saving energy,
nor protecting your battery,
nor sparing electricity,
by driving with your car lights off!