Posts Tagged ‘Union Star Cheese’

Can’t Have Too Much Cheese, Bacon or Summer Sausage: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 4, 2017

When my plane has “Weight /
Issues”, it’s not MY 50/
cheese and bacon pounds.
Union Star Cheese and Curds, Dec 2016

Supah Wisconsin Style (Donchaknow!): Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse

January 6, 2015

While I’m getting ready/

to fly out,
a sophisticated,


Mercedes-driving couple

sees my cheesehead,

my John Kuhn autographed Packers jersey,

my Wisconsin wool and leather letterman’s jacket,

and my Packers shopping bag

(filled with cheese

and summer sausage.)

They smile,

and then exclaim: “We like your style!”

Ja, hey!

I’m in Wisconsin,


Packers Cheesehead Wisconsin Style

White Brick Cheese Gift: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

January 6, 2015

Remember that smooth/

white brick I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.


Remember that sharp/

cheddar I’d bring you? Now that/

you don’t read, I won’t.

Late Cheesy Birthday Present: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

April 27, 2014

Aged mild brick with a strawberry turned sharp cheeseIt turns out I can’t/
give her the mild brick I brought./
It aged and turned sharp.

Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

August 11, 2013

Buying Cheese and Curds at Union Star Cheese Factory in Zittau, WisconsinYes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

Far Away Cheese: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

July 24, 2013

Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.

A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament

July 13, 2013

Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.